by emptywheel
Back in December, the Toledo Blade quipped that almost enough of Bush's Pioneers and Rangers had been implicated in criminal scandal to put together a prison softball team (and they didn't count Kenny Boy Lay, who I hear is a mean outfielder). Well, in the interim five months, we now seem to be working on a flag football team, at least counting those who have been implicated in some crime or contracting scandal. Here's my own list of Pioneers and Rangers who have been caught in dirty dealings, just from eyeballing the list.
- Jack Abramoff, for everything and the kitchen sink
- Katharine Armstrong, Anne Armstrong, covering up Dick's drunken hunting accident (Katharine also seems to be present every time George and Tony get together to plan illegal wars)
- Haley Barbour, for funding GOP Marketplace, the NH phone jamming firm
- Neil Bush, received donations earmarked from his mommy's Katrina donation
- (Uncle) Jonathan Bush, executive of the former Riggs Bank, money launderer for (among others) Augusto Pinochet and the Saudis
- Joseph Canizaro, largely responsible for the Katrina profitable non-recovery
- Tom Craddick, implicated in DeLay's TRMPAC money laundering
- Maurice "Hank" Greenberg, for alleged stock manipulation
- Lanny Griffith, for funding GOP Marketplace, the NH phone jamming firm, also involved in New Bridge Strategies, arranging business deals in Iraq
- Larry Householder, accused of accepting kickbacks from state contracts
- Nicholas Hurtgen, for extortion related to state contracts
- Alphonso Jackson, claims to have refused HUD contracts for Bush non-supporters
- Ken "Kenny Boy" Lay, for the mother of all business fraud
- Tom Noe, indicted for 53 counts including theft, money laundering, and tampering with records; some money laundered to Bush-Cheney 04
- Wally O'Dell, for allegations of fraud (former CEO of Diebold)
- Ralph Reed, implicated in Abramoff's scandals
- Manuel Stamatakis, for suspect insurance contracts negotiated for the Philadelphia port authority
- James Tobin, guilty of conspiracy for jamming the Democrats phones in NH in 2002
- William Weld, for fraud related to Decker College
- Brent Wilkes, guilty of bribing Randy Cunningham, possibly with hookers
- Charles Wyly, for tax evasion (also funded the anti-McCain black baby ads and the Swift Boat campaign)
Whew. A flag football game, with subs!
