Oscar Meyer Continues to Have a Banner Decade
by emptywheel
Via Holden ... I'll be goddamned if this entire scandal, from leak, through journalist attempts to shield BushCo, through the pardon/commutation process, hasn't been a celebration of cocktail weenies.
The lobbying is subtle, according to participants. They say that making the case directly to the president or his top aides would be insulting and could backfire. Instead, friends of Bush and Libby have been quietly working cocktail parties and other venues, laying out their logic for a pardon.
When these people do talk to presidential aides, they confine their remarks to what they consider safe ground -- how hard the ordeal has been on Libby and his family.
[snip]
The Libby Legal Defense Trust, backed by former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson and other prominent Republicans, has raised more than $5 million to help Libby defray his legal costs, The Politico has learned, with contributions of as little as $5 coming from grass-roots conservatives.
[snip]
In an effort to get their messages to the top echelons of the White House, Libby’s friends cooperated with recent articles by Jim Rutenberg of The New York Times and John Dickerson of Slate, whose piece bore the subhead: “No way Scooter Libby is going to prison.” [my emphasis]
Several thoughts.
First, is Mike Allen so stupid that he doesn't understand the cocktail weenie dodge is an attempt to make the case without leaving legal tracks?
Second, Mike Allen might want to do some reporting before his cocktail weenie stories. Because one of the letters sent in support of leniency for Libby [I'll try to find this link later] made it clear that the Libby fund hasn't raised all that money. So which is it--did someone lie in his letter to Judge Walton. Or is the $5 million figure wrong?
And third, at what point do people laugh Jim Rutenberg out of the press corps? I mean, I presume we've already laughed Dickerson out of the press corps for covering the Libby trial with as much critical distance as he'd have if he were covering his own bellybutton lint. But really, guys, you might show a little judgment about this stuff...

Apparently the most important cultural development to come from Vienna is a little bitty sausage. Forget the musuems, the opera, the classical music. Nope our world wouldn't function without the sausages....
Posted by: William Ockham | June 19, 2007 at 09:52
give'm some well-deserved hell, e'wheel.
Posted by: orionATL | June 19, 2007 at 09:52
5 mil is all it takes to buy this government? I have 5 bucks, what can we do if we put up 5m?
Posted by: oldtree | June 19, 2007 at 10:12
Depressing, eh? The Beltway elite and their elegant parties, and people like Broder eating quail with Karl--that's where the real action is, that's where all the big decisions get made. And by the way, did you catch Richard Cohen's column? He must have picked up by mistake an OLD talking point fax from Karl. Cohen sez, re Scooter: "But the underlying crime is absent, the sentence is excessive and the investigation should not have been conducted in the first place. This is a mess. Should Libby be pardoned? Maybe. Should his sentence be commuted? Definitely.
Oh, definitely. Yep. Meanwhile lets all get back to looking the other way while our daughters and sons are slaughtered and maimed for a war that was started and sustained by lies. Blood is on Cohen's hands, and also on the hands of most of the Mainstream Media who went along with whatever Karl fed them.
Posted by: John Palcewski | June 19, 2007 at 10:13
I have been saying this for weeks, we need an anti-pardon blogswarm.
Posted by: Alice | June 19, 2007 at 10:44
Exchanged comments yesterday in thread at FDL with Christy about the weirdness of Ol' 60 Grit O'Beirne's performance on behalf of Comstock's Crew on MTP this Sunday, one of the outside-the-cocktail-wienie-circuit efforts for the benefit of Team Libby. I'd asked her:
SP CPA = Stephen Parrish, who pointed out that a Kentucky Supreme Court decision (p. 43) applied with clarification an earlier SCOTUS decision:
SP CPA noted in particular the bit I've bolded. This is so not over, but it looks like an exercise in futility on the part of a group of people who are clearly not in touch with reality. In light of Rutenberg's gossipy report, I suspect that someone in OVP and EO are making demurs and head nods, as if they are listening to the requests, but are clearly not going to do a damned thing for Libby. Would be lovely to see if there's a correlation in the volume of donations to the Libby Defense fund and all the kosher cocktail weinies served, but of course we'll likely never know. The piece de resistance in this kabuki would be for Libby to reject the pardon claiming that he wasn't guilty and would not therefore accept it; we should take odds on that outcome.
Posted by: Rayne | June 19, 2007 at 10:47
I wish i was an oscar meyer wiener,
that is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I were an oscar meyer wiener,
I'd get to watch the neocon traitors try to justify a pardon for scooter libby.
hmm, needs a little work on the last line.
Posted by: tekel | June 19, 2007 at 11:11
Dickerson in Slate:
Is it just me or does #2 sound like a ridiculous non-starter? These arguments are typically tri-part. Dickerson couldn't get past one.
Posted by: Neil | June 19, 2007 at 11:33
I see #2 as Bush's #s are so low that a pardon won't hurt. That it may help with the major Kool-Aid set is a possibility.
My question is based on the discussion - that seems to have shifted from pardon to commutation. If the punishment is commuted but there is no pardon, does that mean Libby still has 5th Amendment rights?
Posted by: Carolyn in Baltimore | June 19, 2007 at 11:37
Carolyn
Yes.
Posted by: emptywheel | June 19, 2007 at 11:49
In that case, commuting the sentence seems like a no-brainer for the WH - Libby skips prison w/out putting the conspirators in jeopardy, the base is happy, and the talikning points - "He was wrong to lie but there was no underlying crime".
Sucks for me. Public servants indeed!
Posted by: Carolyn in Baltimore | June 19, 2007 at 12:12
Several commenters over at First Draft mention that Bush has no power to commute a sentence--that the power to commute is exlusively the right of the judiciary branch (presumably the Supreme Court?). If this is correct, then it would seem that all these "commute Libby's sentence" op-eds are just so much PR, since Bush can't do anything about commutation anyway.
Posted by: grayslady | June 19, 2007 at 12:13
Dan Froomkin writes lin ast Friday's column under the heading Griffin Watch
link
Posted by: Neil | June 19, 2007 at 12:16
Neil: I can see Timmy now...
"Oh, you were talking about THOSE spreadsheets. No no no, those aren't VOTER caging lists. They're lists of... people who keep... er, chickens. In cages. Chicken farmers. And since farmers are traditionally republicans, we had data on people with cages, because they were likely to be Republicans, and we wanted to encourage them to vote.
It's all perfectly innocent."
Posted by: tekel | June 19, 2007 at 12:35
This Libby stuff is all so over the top and out of proportion--after all, the guy not only committed the crime of lying to the FBI and grand jury, which does not require an "underlying crime" just an investigation to ascertain the facts, and he helped drive the country into war on a false sales job to that we could kick some Arab butt and show how macho the US of A was--that it really makes you wonder.
As I said before, I think what is going on is that these people can't admit to themselves that Scooter lied to the Feds, because then they would have to admit that he also lied to the American people, and they swallowed it whole and propogated those same lies, with the result that the US is now exposed as a helpless giant with a military machine of limited utility in an age of assymetric warfare, leaving us all less safe and nearly friendless (except bor Blair and Israel).
Heckuva job, neo-cons and also-conneds.
Posted by: Mimikatz | June 19, 2007 at 12:40
I love the Dickerson smackdown. That guy is A) mad he's too dumb to have missed the Ari F. leak and B) mad nobody thinks he's interesting enough to be considered a conflicted media figure like Judy Miller, Tim Russert, Bob Woodward, etc.. Did everyone see Dickerson's piece on the Libby pardon - the one where he got the central animating fact of his dramatic closing paragraph exactly backwards?
From Slate.com:
"In 1987, Reagan's Labor Secretary Ray Donovan famously asked after his acquittal on larceny and fraud charges: "Which office do I go to to get my reputation back?" He worried that the sensational coverage of his indictment* would always overpower the smaller news coverage of his exoneration. One way for Libby's supporters running for president to restore his good name would be to send him a job application now.
Correction, June 18, 2007: The article originally and incorrectly said that Ray Donovan was convicted on larceny and fraud charges. He was only indicted."
Nice asterisk asshat. Libby doesn't need his reputation restored because HE WAS CONVICTED. It wasn't the court that sullied his reputation - it was his own actions, actions which a jury of his peers found him guilty of beyond a reasonable doubt. If Libby is pardoned without an admission of guilt and Bush says the conviction was any kind of injustice it will be Fitzgerald and Walton that will be searching for an office to get their reputation back - their fine names having been smeared by a bunch of weenie eating freaks who didn't hear the evidence of the case except over drinks at parties hosted by friends of the accused. That's some racket.
Posted by: joejoejoe | June 19, 2007 at 12:43
joejoejoe
That is some priceless smackdown, yourself.
Posted by: emptywheel | June 19, 2007 at 12:48
It seems to me that the "We can't let Scooter go to prison!" club is a combination of the mendaciousness of the press in having been exposed as willing mouthpieces for the Administration, as well as what Digby has chronicled so well, the feeling that Scooter and the Gang of 500 are an aristocracy to whom the rules do not apply. I have noticed the same phenomenon in the Conrad Black trial, who has been accused of the same thefts of shareholder money that were the cause of very long prison sentences for the heads of Tyco and Worldcom, yet outside of the British press, has been the recipient of generally favourable newscoverage, and the inevitable "Fitzgerald is a rogue prosecutor, he is criminalizing (insert "politics", "business", "good reporting", etc.) I can't help but think that the combination of Fitzgerald as prosecutor, a good neocon like Conrad and the "consulting fees" he has regularly made to "journalists" like David Frum and George Will, as well as directors fees to Richard Perle and Henry Kissinger, have helped his coverage.
But in addition to press bribery, these guys think that they are really immune aristocrats. Conrad himself said it in an email defending his use of Hollinger funds to go to Bora Bora with his wife, Barbara Amiel:
"...We have to find a balance between an unfair taxation on the company and a reasonable treatment of the founder-builder-managers. We are proprietors, after all, beleaguered though we may be. I am not prepared to re-enact the French Revolutionary renunciation of the rights of nobility."
Conrad Black - the worst (former) Canadian of all time!
Posted by: Ishmael | June 19, 2007 at 12:50
Ishmael -- which brings up an interesting question. Conrad is not only a neo-con but a corporatist, a la Cheney; he is the kind of person who believes he is not only entitled but entitled by virtue of his wealth. Your comments regarding consulting and directors fees make me wonder if Conrad believes he can simply buy his way out of trouble, the way that corporations typically do.
Thinking along those lines, is what we are seeing reported from the cocktail-wienie-circuit a bidding war? Are the neo-cons trying to pony up enough money not only to ostensibly pay for lawyers' fees, but enough money to purchase the favor of Bush? Is it possible that Bush would throw in the towel and expose himself and OVP by pardoning Scooter, provided he knew there was enough money in the fund to buy brush-cutting years in Paraguay? It's a stretch, but so is Scooter's worthiness for a pardon.
Posted by: Rayne | June 19, 2007 at 13:14
Is there anybody left in the voter rights division at the DOJ who a law-abiding citizen would trust to investigate former USA Griffin's involvment in Caging.xls and Caging-1.xls? Doesn't the secretary of State in Florida have an obligation under the law to investiate?
Posted by: Neil | June 19, 2007 at 13:20
Rayne - I truly would not be surprised to see Dick Cheney spend his retirement years in Dubai, safely away from international arrest warrants, but I don't think the Scooter shakedown on the cocktail circuit is for anything other than his legal fees. I think the recent revelations of literally billions of dollars going to Bandar Bush for the BAE deal (a BIG deal, admittedly, but still in the scheme of things, only one transaction resulting in $2 billion dollars going into a slush fund controlled by Bandar) shows that the capos like Big Time and Shrub will not suffer for money when the time comes to spend more time with their families. I read somewhere the other day that the run-up in oil prices from $20 to $70 a barrel over the Bush years has raised the net worth of the Saudi oil fields by tens of trillions of dollars. Scooter's cocktail parties are like holding a bake sale when the real money is considered.
Posted by: Ishmael | June 19, 2007 at 13:33
Ishmael,
I would expect Cheney and Rumsfeld to spend their days close to each other and their houses (not official residence) are that way now. And in time Wolfowitz to move close by too, but he is still relatively young.
They are all very close.
Sort of a "good ol' boys club."
Posted by: Jodi | June 19, 2007 at 13:54
Jodi - The only way it would matter to me if Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz were close to one another would be if they were sharing the same cellblock. (Sorry gang, found a spare troll biscuit in between the couch pillows and couldn't resist).
Posted by: Ishmael | June 19, 2007 at 14:06
EW If Libby goes to jail what happens to allof that 5M $? I know the lawyers get some but does Libby get anything left over whaen he gets out?
I wonder if the conservative blue collar workers think they would get a pardon or such loyal support from OVP or any one for that matter if they lied to a GJ? Libby's a crook pure and simple.
Posted by: darclay | June 19, 2007 at 15:53
That Politico article appeared on the 35th anniversary of the Watergate break-in.
Jail to the Chief!!
Posted by: low-tech cyclist (formerly RT) | June 19, 2007 at 16:13