by Plutonium Page
There are some people you just can't believe, no matter what, because they can't stop lying:
Liars like to hang out with other liars, which is why Bush and ExxonMobil are such good pals. And, just like Bush, since ExxonMobil can't stop lying, and lying, and lying, you can't believe anything they say.
ExxonMobil's latest farce is to try to polish their image and shore up credibility with environmentalists. Unbelievably, they think that changing their leadership from an unpleasant jackass to a slick, smiling, oily jackass will somehow convince people they've turned over a new leaf.
The New York Times reports:
Wha...? Does this mean that Exxon astroturf groups will have to re-write all their anti-climate change position papers?
No, wait! Relax, folks! Nothing has changed (except the climate).